The night dancers of Bukunja went to Dubaya

Two major events happened last week, and these will forever shape the future of Uganda. The first major event was about my cross-over from Manchester United to FC Barcelona. I have lived the last three years as a fan of Manchester United in hiding. But my Apostle told me henceforth to not associate myself with failure. 

With this trending movement of Lamine Yamal, I have jumped onto the Barca (pronounced Basa) train. I thus officially subscribe to FC Barcelona and SC Villa. The second event of the week was the terrible loss of Kyaggwe County. As the future Mayor of Nkokonjeru City,…